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Ford reveals secret plot to resign McRae.

Hardtuned.com has recently tuned into "chatter" suggesting Colin McRae may be in talks with John Force for a 2004 drive in one of his Castrol Syntec sponsored NHRA FunnyCars. We present the following evidence:

	Marko Martin and Colin are seen here talking; Martin is explaining that at Ford's FunnyCar team you don't have to launder your driving suit for each event. McRae seems to be in favor of this policy.
	Derek Ringer was reportedly seen at a test of a two-seat FunnyCar at an undisclosed location.
	McRae's first drive, and already he is demanding more front tire. Force reportedly allowed McRae to groove his own front and rear tires as a psychological advantage.
	Proof positive, weekly driver's suit laundering is optional.
	"OK, I can see Colin in a Las Vegas Casino the night before a race, and ya, soon you might see fans rushing out to overturn a flipped drag car to get it on its way, OK. Marcus Gronholm

Is this the Force 2004 Lineup?

We also suspect that Nissan will offer McRae a seat in the Nissan Skyline Factory Drift Car after his stint in the Nissan Paris -Dakar Rally-Raid effort.

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