· Security was tight - Al Quaeda sleeper cell operatives were no doubt stopped in their tracks, frozen with fear at the mere sight of the security guys in red windbreakers. I would have taken a picture but I thought it might not have been looked on favorably given our state of Orange alert…

· Many fine and not so fine female "models" posing in front of the cars - I would look better in a micro-mini and tube top than some of these ladies. There is a major new industry afoot in the sale of calendars and posters from such organizations as finasianladies.com

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