Bill and Jen do their best to demystify (but not demythicize) the world of wine. Bill is the one on the right with the "Sideshow Bob" green wig.) The couple's extensive wine collection, (spread across multiple secret cellars throughout the city of San Francisco), combines an expansive list of wines-from California varietals to Spanish tempranillos and garnachas-with an array of wares fancifully dubbed "winetiques." These items include century-old cast-iron blessing crosses from French vineyards; leather-strapped zinc grape-gathering baskets; and wine racks that, in previous incarnations, were used for riddling sediment from aging bottles of Dom Pérignon.

What Else is Up With Me, Bill Freed