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CONTACT: Cadett Serg

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serg@swow.com

For Immediate Release

SWOW.com announces the closing of it's Salvaged Electronics and Retuned Goods division, the launching of the SWOW.com online store, and the continuing development of theTeriyako food product.

Returned Electronics, It is not just cameras, stereos, computer products and Playstations. There are Microwaves, vacuums and occasionally televisions.

Los Gatos, CA (May 23rd, 2001) -SWOW.com announced today that Salvaged Electronics and Returned Goods division will be closing its doors for good this week. In the past, SWOW.com has brought you fine items including Stun Guns, Epil Stop, Toys, Guns and so much more. Upon the latest arrival of returned goods the owner, Serg *******, was heard screaming "Not another f----- vacuum cleaner!!"

At first this venture seemed to have the all of the right makings. The merchandise included electronics, cheap electronics, real cheap electronics, and dirt cheap electronics. Upon further examination of the business model several flaws were discovered. Flaw #1 - The product was crappy. Flaw #2 - The product was real crappy. Flaw #3 - A significant percentage of the product was super crappy. Save for the occasional high end piece of equipment the expertly trained testers at SWOW.COM have tired of shuffling microwaves and blown subwoofers around the SWOW.COM warehouse. Thus we are permanently closing the doors on the SWOW returned goods division.

SWOW.com is by no means vanishing from the world of online e-tailers. In fact, SWOW.com has just launched a new online store in conjunction with SWOW.com's EBAY activities. Backed by popular demand, we are still offering THE SWOW.COM DEAL OF THE WEEK where we still have lots of Foster Grant sunglasses, watches, militaria and other assorted goods.

SWOW.com is also hard at work developing and perfecting the secret "Teriyako" food product. President Serg *****. said "We are really close with this revolutionary food product. This product will revolutionize the way that humans prepare and eat food. The architecture of restaurants will be forever changed to accomodate it. People will enjoy better health and longer life as a result of the consumpsion of this, and it just might end world hunger."

SWOW.com would like to thank you all for your input and phone support/testing of products. Our best customers will receive a complimentary pair of Foster Grant sunglasses by mail.

Visit our NEW SWOW.com online store.

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