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Keeping it hardtuned

The hardtuned feature started with a food product spoof called Teriyacos, and spiraled out of control to encompass fake automotive products, fictitious sources of energy, the fabricated science of Hairodynamics, self help seminars, and the exploits and offerings from an international automotive collector and shipping tycoon - Perku Nathiswaya. You'll find the most recent ones at the top, with some of the better ones interspersed throughout the list below. -- J.A.G.



GLOVE of the Day

Started by the mixed metaphor "Kevin, dat thing run like a glove."

"I don't want to toot my own glove, but this haircut is Top Notch! "

click the photo for the glove of the day archive

J.Lamm's MPH Spoof featuring Bubba

nickbob Nick BoB Falfa's Suspension Tuning
Nick BoB Falfa is Oakland California's hottest suspension tuner. Trucks, cars, scrapers, he does lowers them all with a miracle product that requires no messy suspension component changes.

hairodynamics Hairodynamics

The history, photos, and a detailed explanation of the phenomenon.


lamo doors

LÄMODoors®


perku and guest The Perku Chronicles

It's the hottest thing to hit entrepreneurship my friends. Please Be Serious! Dr. Kiethy Wood's Falcon Rescue, Urban Style Magazine's profile of Perku Nathiswaya - Bricklin collector, Philip Bamaga from the country of North Beach, Nathiswaya in Formula One, Nathiswaya Shakes up F1 and NASCAR, Perku's auto museum, Hulks in Paradise II, Perku's English Klassick Kar Kollexshun (PEKKK), and more....


Mosley Scandal Scoop

Max Mosley points his finger; GridCrasher breaks the story on who was behind the scandal that rocked the motorsports community


nick McLaren SLR Roadster Launch
hardtuned's Nick BoB Falfa hits the streets of Germany

loed Lo'ed

Lo'ed, the inexpensive lowering system from hardtuned.com


Desi power The Search for DESI Power

What the hell is it?


hulks Hulks In Palekaiko (Paradise)

Aloha! It's a Ha'alele Ka'a Mo'oleo (abandoned car documentary)

hardtuned photo series shot on Maui Hawaii

Superfantastique! Etienne Musslin's photos at Super2cv.com

Oddity of the day

The Munich, born on Almaden Expressway in San Jose CA. Dumball eligible???


cortina & TI Hulks in Paradise II

Dr Simon Kamarra and Dr. Kiethy Wood explore the big island of Hawaii for more abandoned automotive art.


loed Top Notch Episode 1

Top Notch explores a flawlessly customized Porsche 356. You will be amazed.


Desi power Top Notch Episode 2

Top Notch visits a unique Jaguar XKE collector


hulks Teriyacos

autoscene food division engineer Katie, (AKA Sandra Sambivi) guides you through the chemical assembly and explains how these tasty treats make it from deep within the Czech Republic to stores near you.


loed MGA Customs

The MGA is the British car people love to maul!

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ex- hardtuned event R16 surfaces

Florida: Hardtuned's East Africa Rallye Renault could once again be yours. Just don't contact us about it....here it is, with a better option.

Just found more - the alternative list grows...


Desi power SWOW Look Like a Million Bucks

Swow.com can teach you to look rich! Take the Swow Look like a million bucks seminar now!


New 1968 Cougar Ad

Hardtuned knows him as "Cougar Dennis" and in September of 2008, he took his two pristine '68 Cougars (both green) and his brother's yellow '68 Cougar and with a friend who works at CNET- shot, voiced over and produced this new/old TV spot as a super stylish party invitation. Shooting took two days, in Ukiah and San Francisco. "Glove soft leather with vinyl upholstery and walnut wood tone appliques" never looked so sweet.


loed Tom VU, for SWOW - Serg's World of Opulence and Wealth

Life is too short to get rich slow! My friend Serg has SWOW Seminar. He can't talk much about it now because of something I learn about in prison called slander. At first I got a lot of discouragement from friends and strangers who are loser. Take SWOW Seminar today!


Desi power Combatillac

hardtuned's bodykit for the 1972-1975 Coupe De Ville


loed BAJA B210's

hardtuned photo series of B210's around La Paz, Mexico.

This series was also published in Automotive Atrocities and the Cars We Love to Hate by Eric Peters. Motorbooks International, 2004


Desi power Bill's Tuning Fur Ihren BMW Das 3er Programm

Urban Style Tuning at a Relaxin' Pace


loed SWOW's Table for 3 Total adventures

South Bay Singles - Under house arrest, incarcerated, introverted, or just too weird to enjoy meeting new people? SWOW.com's Table for Three Total Adventures is your South Bay social secretary. We specialize in assisting single EBAY Vendors, Day Traders, and professionals organize that extra special social calendar that others only dream of. Let SWOW.com help you meet the people you want to meet but were afraid of meeting.


Desi power Moshimoto Tires

Moshimoto, official tire supplier of The Fast and the Furious


loed Bill's Tuning Fur Ihren BMW Das 3er - Celebrity update!

Bill outfits a 3 Series for a very special celeb!


Desi power SergFreed and Roy Show Review

Scooter reviews one of Las Vegas' most talked about acts - The SergFreed and Roy Show! White tigers, eBay props, and more!


hulks The Search for Steve McCrory

Robert Stack hosts this multipart series - The search

and then the all important UPDATE - Finding Steve

The third installment is the Autoweek sighting.


loed Curb your Capitalism

An Episode Guide to the HBO hit show about SWOW.com


Desi power 612 Scaglietti Design Comparison

Surprisingly Panoz-like styling!


hulks SWOW Miata Emporium

Hello Miata enthusiasts and Craigslist shoppers. SWOW Miata showrooms are popping up everywhere.


Desi power Promotional Solutions for Freedom

JR Resources Business Developer Bill F. can anticipate your thirst for promotional solutions - hell, he's the Robby Gordon of JR Resources.


loed Highway to the San Diegozone

Lyrics from the theme song from the little known Balliwood spoof of Top Gun with Perku Nathiswaya in the leading role.


Desi power Table for 3 - Inspector 12

Table for 3 Quality Control Inspector 12 on a typical evening


Desi power Urban Style Winter Driving Tips

Bill, a self proclaimed sucker who paid $8.75 to watch a guy eat a snow-cone that he made with his own piss gives some helpfull tips.


loed What the hell is this?

Spotted at the British Car Meet.


Desi power Nils' Twingo Report from Europe

The Twingo, she is from France and she can be hardtuned.


Desi power Kinkstarz

For the suburban utility vehicle


loed Design - New Mustang - Old Toyota


Desi power hardtuned performance exhausts

Big pipe, Multi-pipes, and Urban Style Exits


Desi power Serg Gone Wild

From the SWOW uncensored video library collection: SERG GONE WILD - too hot for TV.


loed Vin's Fastcaps

Mike O' Marketing introduces these horrific hubcaps, never actually seen in the Fast and the Furious movie, but briefly mentioned in the screenplay.


Desi power Urban Style at the movies

Straight Ballin' @tha Movies

Urban Style Host Bill tells it like it is when he reviews a film


Desi power SkiLab 2003

Goldie's Adult Superstore, snowbank parking, and a visit to the Reno Carpenter's Union. Sweet.


loed Nils popstar

Step into the fantasy lifestyle and while you are there, say happy birthday to me, Nils. You may not know me yet America, but watch out!


Desi power Urban Style Wheelz

Bad wheels. Really bad wheels.


Desi power Urban Style Update

What's up with me and my Urban Style? Find out.


loed SWOW.com's Deal of the Week

Foster Grant sunglasses, jet airliners, Magnum PI collectibles... Swow.com can get it...

ckbus

Deal of the Week! March 10th, 2008. SWOW.com's Business Vehicle Liquidation Unit (BVLU) is running a special on one-off vehicles built for specific business opportunities - Don't miss the boat. Acquiring one of these specialized vehicles can make you the entrepreneur you've always wanted to be. Don't miss these once in a lifetime opportunities!